Thursday, October 13, 2005

Busy Thursday Joke

A joke from my brother-in-law.  This is how Irishmen think!!!

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly Not a ship."  And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.  Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.  Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a Drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"  "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.    He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said The man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it  been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish  Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly Fantastic!"    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front  Of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and Asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"  With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!  Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"    

10 comments:

  1. Oh brother (in-law)! My Irish ancestors are probably rolling over in their graves. Faith and begorrah indeed! In other words, that's so lousy it's cute - thanks for the groan(giggle)

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  2. Can't really match that, but this one made me groan today: What's the difference between an Airfix kit with no adhesive and David Beckham? The ones a glueless kit......

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  3. Gave me a giggle.

    And Deb, very funny. Not that we'd make fun of the England captain (assuming he is still the English Captain as I haven't kept up with much soccer). And do North Americans understand what a git is I wonder?? Ramble ramble, I'm an idiot!!

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  4. Brother-in-laws. What can you do with them? LOL

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  5. What's a git? (TRULY, I don't know!) This N. American needs enlightening. Please?

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  6. Nope, this N. American doesn't know what a git is either - except here in Texas it is what we tell people that we want to leave - like "git outta here" LOL

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  7. LOL. Deb might come back for a fuller definition but in the meantime... a git is a derogatory term, like an idiot, but with a slightly harder edge. 'Stupid git', suggests that you depise the aforementioned idiot.

    Think I got it right--never had to define it before. :D Thanks to Deb for lowering the tone of my blog (he he he)

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  8. Oh, I know some of them. LOL

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