Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Golf joke (thanks Janny)

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how
nice it would be to wake up Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without
an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a
round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it!

We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't! take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas ! It's a great
morning for sex or golf ' ........ and she said, "Take a sweater..."


  1. ROTFL - I love it.

  2. Great joke. Toni, as a fellow mom writer, I'd love to have you submit some of your insights for a book I'm compiling entitled Real Moms Speak: Wisdom from the Trenches. You can go to to get more information.

  3. Thanks Angel, I'll check it out.