Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Almost Millionaire

Deb's joke...

The Almost Millionaire

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to
her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll
inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days

........She became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men...

PS. Happy Birthday Ian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  1. Women are so much smarter than men...

    Yeah, and you'd probably have to explain that joke to a man. Then when he didn't get it you would have to throw up your hands in irritation.

  2. Good one! And Happy Birthday Ian!!!

  3. Allrighty then. That's what the fool gets for being so stupid!

  4. LOL--sorry Scott (I agree).

  5. Ha ha ha! That's a good one. :) Happy Birthday Ian!

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