Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Friendship

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I'll make fun of you every chance I can.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
Much worse it could be and to quit whining.


6. When you are confused - I will use little words.


7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever CRAP you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask, because
You are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because

You can only think of 4.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.



(Janny--I'll remember the shovel thing for the future ;-))

12 comments:

Meretta said...

You're a good friend, Toni Anderson. :D

Bailey Stewart said...

I do love these - yes, the mark of a true friendship :)

Rene said...

I love this one. This is much closer to reality.

christa said...

My sister sent me this with cats and I have if saved in my files section(this is what I was trying to send you Eve) The ending was a little different. It said "Send to four friends and then get depressed cause you realize they aren't speaking to you"

Brandy said...

Too funny, love it!!

Deb said...

What about; Good friends:
- hold your hair back as you are throwing up.
- tell you if your bloke really is a knob-head 'before' you dump him.
- share choccie bikkies with you and don't care if you pile on the pounds together.
- tell you when you have a bogey hanging!

Kendra Clark said...

I LOVE THAT! WOOT!

Amber said...

Now I have to have all of my friends read that.

Toni Anderson said...

LOL. I thought it was pretty funny. Jan is my sister in law and our husbands look VERY alike and are both nuts.

We cope by having a good sense of humour!!!

Scott said...

Finally, somebody tells it like it is!

Peggy said...

LOL

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