Friday, September 15, 2006

Bed for sale...

I am trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet - it was a bit of an impulse buy. Now that it's arrived, realize that it doesn't go with any of my other oak furniture.

I can't send it back because it was made to order. The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India. The mattress is orthopedic, brand new, and hasn't been slept on.

I thought I would give you first dibs, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this, as I'd like to sell it ASAP. I haven't named a price yet, but if you're interested let me know and we'll work something out.


Anyway, have a look below and let me know.









LOL--sorry I hope I haven't offended anyone--can you imagine sleeping in that thing???

14 comments:

  1. I'm so exhausted I didn't notice anything unusual until your comment - duh! But after I realized what it was - you've given me a good laugh, thanks!

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  2. The Kama Sutra Bed. Page 42, right? Hope you didn't get dinged too much by customs. ;)

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  3. Blimey, it looks a bit big.

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  4. Somehow I don't think that bed is for sleeping.

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  5. Would it be a man or woman who designed that thing?

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  6. ROTFL. What a bed. Think it was a little man who designed it!! Had any offers yet?

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  7. In the words of the song, "I'm still waiting..."

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  8. HOLY COW!!! That is too darn funny.

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  9. ROFLMAO!!! Toni, what the heck did the picture look like that you ordered it from? Omigosh...I can't stop laughing, tears are running down my face and Nathan's sprung up from the couch wondering what mommy's laughing at, peering into the computer screen saying, "what, what?", sorry, just have a crazy nerve today I guess, lol! I agree with Meretta, hope you didn't get dinged too much by customs....just think, if you keep it, someday you can do one of those "romance writer's bedrooms" online/magazine articles like they do for offices and your books will fly off the shelves. Especially know that we know you write "saucy" books! We're still friends, right? Omigosh....what did Gary think?

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  10. Okay, okay, you sly wench....that IS the internet picture!! How stupid am I, she says to herself???
    Where do you find these things, and how do you still find time to write, lol...you crazy, crazy, lady!! I'm still laughing....now at myself for being taken in by your Friday antics....

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  11. Laurie--I can't believe you thought it was real LOL. Oops--Hope Nathan didn't see too much :/

    A friend of mine sent me this a while ago (thank you Ally :) and I've been saving it to brighten a dreary day :)

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  12. OMG!!! That is too funny. I am curious though, do you think someone might really want to own that?

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  13. Brandy--I have no idea.

    If you were totally into the Karma Sutra or had a porn movie that required its own props...maybe. Nothing romantic about the bed, it just screams sex (or maybe even just male gratification?)

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  14. Oh muh muh. Is this a fertility bed?

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