I've posted a funny on Killer Passion today :)
I'm not Scottish but I can tick most of them *vbg*
And I meant to say, hubby and I found a cure to the (un)common cold. If you have a child who is slowly getting peely-wally and whose one nostril dribbles for a week and then starts to reek, get a torch, shine it up said nostril and then remove whatever gross object said child has inserted.
Not doctors for nothin' you know ;)