Born in the year of the Monkey according to the Chinese zodiac. So I was reading up on monkey characteristics and I was a little appalled. We are brilliant (naturally), but generally not very nice. So I dug a little deeper and found out I am an Earth Monkey--a much nicer kind of monkey than your average kind of monkey, thank you very much.
So if like me you were born 1908 or 1968, you are the very best of monkey.
THE EARTH MONKEY 1908 AND 1968
These Monkeys are pretty by-the-book. They are diligent, motivated individuals, honest and trustworthy. They are calm and collected, genuinely concerned for the betterment of others. They are serious about their occupations and their friendships and are more dependable than most. Earth Monkeys devote themselves completely to causes and people they love and believe in. They don’t have much of an ego because they are such genuine human beings. They demand respect and can pitch a fit if not shown what they believe they deserve.
And I just wanted to add this because I thought it was funny.
Monkeys are intense, sensual lovers. They can tease or charm anyone in a matter of seconds. They enjoy entertaining their lovers with their senses of humor and their ability to captivate a crowd. When the Monkey decides on a mate, it is likely to be forever.
Does that sound wrong to anyone else or is it just me--again?