Thursday, May 10, 2007

Special Diet for Stressed Women

BREAKFAST


1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk


LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Tim Tam


AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Tim Tams from the packet

1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping


DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars


LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole Woolworth's cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


REMEMBER:

"stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms


Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Here's some advice for you:



Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.


So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a
package of Tim Toms, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.


Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.


*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA! I like this, and I especially like being able to laugh again!

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  2. ROFLMAO!!!! What a great diet!! Should send it to my mom, only she can't afford all the booze!! :)

    Love your pics of Sean Bean, btw - very inspiring!

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